Topic: Jokes, Jokes, Jokes! (Bawal ang my hika!) (Read 239143 times)

06-12-17 08:16 PM
camille_joy
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haha si droidmatt kasi nikowt pa :haha:
Sh!t happens! :lol: :lmao:

06-12-17 08:45 PM
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FUCKYOU BENJIE :haha:

06-29-17 11:28 AM
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A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you give me condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too. "The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriends mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on hisleft, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didnt know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies: "I didnt know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"

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hahahahaha
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06-29-17 11:01 PM
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07-02-17 09:23 AM
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A luck son, if are...


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10-03-17 08:22 PM
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mas astig pala english version na ito hehe :clap:
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10-18-17 02:54 PM
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Isang lalake ang nagpunta sa hospital para magpacheck-up...
Sa hndi inaasahan,imbes lalake ang susuri sa kanya ay natapat sya sa isang babaeng doktor..
Doktora : Ano pong ipapa check mo sir??
Lalake : nahihiya po ako ee.. baka pagtawanan mo po ako.
Doktora : naku sir , 25yrs na akong doktor. Kelanman hndi ko pa nagawa ang pagtawanan ang aking pasyente. Sige na po ano ang ipapacheck-up mo??
(Kahit mamula mula sa hiya si lalake ay naghubad nalang ito..)
Lalake : (naghubad ng short at brief) ito po...
(Nagulat ang doktora sa nakita nya.. sa tinagal tagal nyang naging doktpr ngayon lang sya nakakita ng ari na kasing liit ng pambura ng lapis.. hindi nito napigilan ang matawa..)
Doktora : (pilit pinipigil ang tawa..nauubo nalng kunwari) ahhemn!! ano pong problema nyan sir?
Lalake : NAMAMAGA PO EE!
Doktora : NAMAMAGA PA YAN??!!!

12-06-17 11:23 PM
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. .parang clichéd naman po yan. . :rofl:. .


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01-12-18 02:22 PM
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Nanay: nak, nak, gising na!
Anak: Bakit naaaay?!
Nanay: Matutulog na tayo.
I'M SO SORRY MY PD FAMILY

06-18-18 12:41 PM
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07-09-18 10:44 AM
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Hahahhahaha nice mga jokes dito

07-09-18 01:15 PM
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Diko kayang basahin lahat to  :rofl:  taba  ng utak  :rofl:

07-09-18 01:31 PM
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07-09-18 01:44 PM
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eto yata dapat basahin pag walang magawa eh :lol:
eh di hell yeah! :lmfao:

08-02-18 11:53 PM
gigsta
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. .wala bang update dito? . :haha:. .
« Last Edit: 08-03-18 12:03 AM by gigsta »


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08-10-18 06:15 PM
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 A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you give me condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too. "The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriends mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on hisleft, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didnt know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies: "I didnt know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"

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hahahahaha

hahahaha galing .

09-01-18 02:09 PM
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hahahaha galing .

binasa ko pa ng buo ulit itong kinowt mo :lol: natawa rin ako :rofl:
eh di hell yeah! :lmfao:

10-11-18 05:27 AM
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.pag nangyari nga yan totoo wala nang pag asa ang lalaki. :rofl:. .


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12-10-20 11:28 PM
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I'll revive this thread.


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